daisygatsbys:

do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

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being a girl is really fucking expensive

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oomshi:

dont hate me cause you cant penetrate me

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rneerkat:

“youve got male!” the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing

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theleftsideofmyroom:

When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.

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blameitonthesilence:

thelongestroads:

#THE UNIVERSAL ANGLE OF HETEROSEXUAL LONGING

I’m just gonna add this one to the list…

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frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

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sarcastic-snowflake:

so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”

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departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

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witneyhouston:

u know my mcdonalds order not my story 

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“You could imagine her as one of the Kardashians. It was hilarious because it’s so far from what I know. So for me to wear Ugg boots and matching tracksuits was just so much fun. I had to learn to pole-dance! But the film isn’t a comedy, and more than anything I had to find a way to relate to my character. I couldn’t just laugh at her; she had to be real and have real feelings and intentions and motives.”
- Emma Watson on her role as Nicki

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