May 2013
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April 2013
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frickin-plot-twist:
*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message*
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sarcastic-snowflake:
so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”
“men
want to fix you
save you
or fuck you
I can’t be fixed
and I don’t...”
– Jeanann Verlee, men (via fypoetry)
departured:
I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.
witneyhouston:
u know my mcdonalds order not my story
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pillory:
there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again
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despookinator:
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
detectiveinspectordonut:
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just can’t stop
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purpleturtlezflrs:
giveme-brandy-onmybreath:
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onlyeverrory:
why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
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kobayashimarooned:
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drarna:
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
And he died in both of them
and he still didn’t win an oscar
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hoping-to-leave:
I genuinely can not wait for the time when we look back at gay rights the same we look back at how we treated women’s rights and the rights of black men and women; embarrassing and ridiculous.
hobovampire:
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hungarian:
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
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pho-bia:
if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic
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when i have a guest over: you can just sit over there and watch me use my computer lol
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thebananarunt:
let’s play a game called how long can i put off my homework until i start stress crying
cumberlord:
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
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Right after you make a Tumblr acct: I'M GONNA BLOG ABOUT MY LIFE! AND HAVE A MILLION FOLLOWERS!
After a few years in Tumblr: *scrolling scrolling scrolling* *cry because pretty people* *scrolling*
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ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
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if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
liveinphoenix:
*drives up to pete wentz’s house* [pulls out megaphone] HELLO PETER YES THIS IS A PROTEST ABOUT THE LACK OF EYELINER FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU
Anonymous asked: so purty
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twit-twat:
svveden:
a haiku about me in social situations what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
this looks like the opening to thrift shop
