you make me stutter: Archive

vacuumsandblackholes asked: Gonna greet you everywhere, lol.
YOU. Hi.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cafaye. xx

Jan 31st

packthatsheetofpaper asked: Happy, happy birthday! :))))

Jan 31st

astrosnoopy-deactivated20110718 asked: <: Happy Alive Daaaay.

Cause' when you're fifteeeeeeeeen, you're gonna buy us pizzas. And.. then we'll eat themmmm. /lame

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letsgomental asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CATHY! XOXO. Stay awesome! :)

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Justin Bieber fans are killing themselves because...

jackbarakatistoogaytofunction: fueledbydyne: pandoraslastchoice: mikey-way-or-gtfo: hopeyourbatterydies: and they call US the emo ones. I WOULD FUCK WITH THEIR WIFES i mean wat

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475. I wish I could read books for a living. That...

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SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE COOL AND AWESOME...

BUT YOU WERE JUST BEING HUMBLE: BUT INSIDE YOU WERE LIKE, “FUCK YEAH!”

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What if someone was obsessed with my blog

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The best excuse.

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry. 
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
 (he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
 & offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
 (everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
 to get it finished.

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When your mum shouts ''I need to talk to you'' and...

-everyrosehasitsthorn:

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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME

hiqster: isleptwithpetergaskarth: steffangomex: ohy mg ogkb the gif oh my GOD

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Anonymous asked: i'm unfollowing you and i want a fucking award.

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liesandlittlespies: mapsandmixtapes: ...

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Reblog if you love Katy Perry.

littlemiss-glamorous:

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I love those days when you just DGAF

Hair looks like shit? Homework still to do? Room still to clean? Bitches trying to make you mad? Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama? Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?

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