August 2012
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT SHIPPER WHO DON'T NEED...
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fightingtheseas:
i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one
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Avengers Gag Reel
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headup-billybuddy:
the-future-mrs-solo:
whatheballs:
shavingryansprivates:
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
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therealhamster:
why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is
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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
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thetardis:
dont-sugar-coat-it:
f-scottfitzhiddles:
trashyfiction:
bellegold:
raspberriesandcolfer:
bellegold:
someone should make an online dating service except it’s only for people who are in fandom and it will match you based on fandoms and ships and your feels about your favorite characters
Guise.
http://www.fandomdating.com/
omg what is this sorcery?
holy shit is this a...
LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
anna-mator:
demigodofmypants:
senzaspazi:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
collection of politely...
andlionheart:
kimi491:
andlionheart:
nicolas cage: the personification of comic sans
That is an insult to comic sans
you are my hero
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interrobang-ler:
i deal with my feelings in a healthy way
and by healthy way i mean shoving them aside and spending hours on the internet doing basically nothing to keep my thoughts far far far away from them it’s foolproof yes
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cherrywhore:
One of my greatest achievements is getting people into watching the TV shows I like.
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