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synecdoche:

i made a sim of myself and she died but often comes back as a ghost to use the computer because yeah, sounds about right

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charlavail:

dork

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pillory:

there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again

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despookinator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

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detectiveinspectordonut:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

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do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just can’t stop

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purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

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kobayashimarooned:

padalackles:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

And he died in both of them

and he still didn’t win an oscar

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theblacksouls:

Me

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